Turn your RPG character into a V:tES card

Relatedly, there was an excellent create-your-own thread on the newsgroup years back, from librarian.

Here's mine, which I would LOVE to see as a real card usable by all and allowing for some truly innovative new game dynamics:

A lot of people are answering this question as if it were a 7 capacity
vampire, so here goes:
Name: d
Clan: Abomination
Group: 5
Capacity: 7
Disciplines:
FOR obf pro vic tha
Independent: During your influence phase, you can remove another
vampire you control from the game to give d one level of each
discipline from that vampire and add their special text to his. d
cannot gain stealth on directed actions. Sterile. Scarce.


But if it were a 7 point vampire, i.e. a 5 cap, then it would be:

Name: d
Clan: Abomination
Group: 5
Capacity: 5
Disciplines:
FOR obf pro
Independent: During your influence phase, you can remove another
vampire you control from the game to give d one level of each
discipline from that vampire and add their special text to his. If you
do so, d becomes Red List. d cannot gain stealth on directed actions.
Sterile. Scarce.

Here's the rest of the thread:
groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/rec.games.trading-cards.jyhad/create$20a$20clan/rec.games.trading-cards.jyhad/8aaJffudyoU/flqkOr7towgJ

@ Lead:
I would like to hear the (brief) story behind this one!

d was a rare breed, a truly unique creature. Like other rare Abominations, he somehow survived the toxic conflict between his Fera form and Vampire vitae. Anansi, the were-spiders, are thought to be completely immune to The Embrace as no vampire could tolerate draining their arachnid blood. But Anansi are themselves blood-feeders, gaining sustenance from humans and animals.

Young and brash, d was a human-born Anansi, transformed into an Abomination after suppressing his own instincts and draining a relatively young (13th or 14th generation) anonymous vampire (most likely a Gangrel but possibly a Samedi) found loose in his forest territory. Enough of d's own blood was spilt in the struggle that the vampire Vitae was able to take hold, transforming him into what he is today.

Unlike most Abominations, he is able to and chooses to maintain a primarily human form. Shape-mastery is shown in his discipline spread; fierce, tough as stone, and no stranger to the shadows. In his vampiric feeding visage, the spider features show in his prominent fangs, streaked and striated in black, improbably displaying the complex mottled patterns of an arachnid carapace.

Born of diablerie, this Abomination is a truly spectacular diablerist. To a far greater degree than younger kindred slaking their thirst for power on their elders, d absorbs the powers, abilities, quirks, and disciplines of those he devours with his hybrid fangs regardless of their generation. He drains his victims to a husk completely absorbing their essence. Most of the Night has yet to hear of him. And as he grows so dramatically in strength with each encounter on his home turf, his true power is yet to be seen. Even he cannot yet imagine it...

More background:
whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Abomination
whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ananasi

Super short version:
Fiercely territorial, he consumes vampires on his own home turf. Gaining abilities at an extraordinary rate, he is an example of how powerful Abominations can become if they survive the change. As he is mentally stable and invested in keeping his human form, he currently presents no challenge to the Masquerade. However, at some point his abilities will grow so great that he will venture out beyond his own domain... And then, truly Kindred and Kine shall tremble! And no force shall hide his passing.

No ABO for a spider-vampire ?

Yes, definitely not Akunanse... yet :}