file What's the worst film you have ever seen?

20 Jul 2011 15:55 #6545 by johannes

brandonsantacruz wrote:

Mephistopheles wrote: I start the list with Bells of Innocence featuring Chuck and Mike Norris.


Bad movies I've seen recently-

The Tourist- The movie tries to be clever but ends up just being nonsense. The action scenes are too slow and the music makes everything more boring instead of exciting. Very poorly done.

Unthinkable- Samuel L Jackson tortures a terrorist for an hour and a half of a 97 minute movie. To give you an idea of the gruesomeness and vulgarity of it, he cuts off the guy's penis about 20-30 minutes in, but it takes him another hour to really get serious. What is the "unthinkable" thing he must do to find the location of the nuclear bombs? I'll give you a hint: he cut's the terrorist's wife's throat in front of him. That's not it.


Did he eat the penis?

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20 Jul 2011 18:04 #6549 by KevinM
3. Ghost Rider

2. Highlander 2

1. Transformers

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21 Jul 2011 02:29 #6552 by TorranceCircle

KevinM wrote:
2. Highlander 2



There should've been only one!

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21 Jul 2011 02:41 #6553 by TorranceCircle
i saw a movie with the babarian brothers. I'm not sure what it was called, i think it was called "the Barbarian Brothers". It was set in a "Conan the Barbarian" type world, except the two main characters were two actual twin brothers (who were body builders in real life). They went about in this fantasy world, with swords and sorcerers, like two guys in New York on the club scene.

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21 Jul 2011 03:48 - 21 Jul 2011 03:54 #6554 by Azrael
"Not a Girl" with Britney Spears
"Captain Cosmotic"
"Lost in Translation"

Everything works better with Clan Impersonation
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21 Jul 2011 04:18 #6555 by derjudge

TorranceCircle wrote: i saw a movie with the babarian brothers. I'm not sure what it was called, i think it was called "the Barbarian Brothers". It was set in a "Conan the Barbarian" type world, except the two main characters were two actual twin brothers (who were body builders in real life). They went about in this fantasy world, with swords and sorcerers, like two guys in New York on the club scene.


And the soundtrack is priceless!

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