Alright you wingnuts out there....

Conclusive proof that the president isn't a secret muslim:

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-installs-brewery-for-obama/2012/08/14/19a72546-e67d-11e1-936a-b801f1abab19_story.html

That's clearly photoshopped. Anyway, we're only interested in him being a secret VAMPIRE.

Doing in the White House what Al Capone was doing 80 years ago

Molloy wrote:

Anyway, we're only interested in him being a secret VAMPIRE.

Well, it would mean he is either a kyaside, an harbinger of skull, or a Nagaraja. Nagaraja are the only one without visible diformity, so maybe Nagaraja got their first US president before their first tournament victory.

Ohlmann wrote:

Molloy wrote:

Anyway, we're only interested in him being a secret VAMPIRE.

Well, it would mean he is either a kyaside, an harbinger of skull, or a Nagaraja. Nagaraja are the only one without visible diformity, so maybe Nagaraja got their first US president before their first tournament victory.

Come on now, we all know that neither muslims nor vampires drink beer. If anything, he's a changeling.

Who made Draeven Softfoot the President???
I mean he's better than Pinoccio Bush (Snr or Jnr)... but possibly more responsible than Bill "Cigars" Clinton...