Terrible Samedi ideas.

Name: Jean-Luc du Printemps
Cardtype: Vampire
Capacity: 6
Discipline:
Clan: Samedi
Camarilla: If you control a Nosferatu , Jean-Luc may play cards as if he were Nosferatu . Sterile.

Art notes: Dark skinned man with features reminiscent of Andrew Jackson with dreadlocks, wearing a burgundy duster. A bloodhound might be able to be seen at his feet.

World of Darkness reference: None. This is my current V:tM character. can't hurt to try, right?

Name: Cultivated Plague
Cardtype: Action
Cost: X
Discipline: Thanatosis
Unique. Vampires cannot hunt while this card is in play. Vampires cannot gain blood from Hunting Grounds.
Put this card into play with X Plague counters on it. Instead of Hunting, any Vampire may take an action to burn a Plague counter as a +1 Stealth Action. Burn this card when it has no Plague Counters.
As above, but Vampires that must Hunt do not untap as normal during their next untap phase.

Flavor text: something snarky about anti-vaccine enthusiasts.

Art notes: a news report? that sounds good. maybe try to shoe-horn Jenny McCarthy's picture in there, too.

World of Darkness reference: none.

Name: Malfeasance
Type: Reaction
Cost: 1
Discipline: Thanatosis

the acting minion gets -1 stealth.
Only usable when a minion is attempting to bleed you and the bleed amount is 4 or more. reduce the bleed to zero.

Art notes: Zombies defacing corporate art and sculptures

World of Darkness reference: none.

Name: Toxic Miasma
Cardtype:
Cost: 0
Discipline:
Only usable before range is determined during the first round.
the opposing minion and each of its retainers take 1 unpreventable damage after range is determined each round. A vampire may play only one Toxic Miasma each combat.
As above, but this vampire gains one blood at the end of the round for each damage inflicted by Toxic Miasma.

Flavor text: "Man, I'm glad i don't smell anymore after seeing what one of those things did to Jerry."

Art notes: corpse-like vampire surrounded by a corrosive green fog

World of Darkness reference: none.

Name: Low Hanging Fruit
Type:
Cost: 0
Discipline: Thanatosis and Fortitude
Only usable after a successful undirected action. A Vampire can play only one Low Hanging Fruit per trun.
Untap this acting Vampire.
as above, and put this card on this acting vampire. Once per turn this vampire may burn this card for +1 Bleed.

Toxic miasma seems cool; only problems are dawn op and the fact that you gain the blood twice if you taste.

Not feeling the hunting ground killer. Not feeling like -1 stealth or bleed reduce should cost them blood, as they spend it like crazy.

Vampire seems lackluster, but don't feel too bad, my diablerist malkavian from years ago had vicissitude wings, so is too broke to ever make.

Lastly, a free freak drive with bleed pump is too much. Same I aren't garbage, its too much good for a clan that's already viable.