Card Idea: Never go full retard

Card Name: Never go full retard
Card Type: Unique Master
Cost: none
Card Text: Put this card into play. As long as Never go full retard is in game players are not allowed to transfer, pay for card costs or effects in a way that would reduce their pool to less than 1.

(could't just write: players are not allowed to self oust)

Nah, does not work...
I call KRC, 3 to my cross-table buddy, one to me (when on 1 pool).

B)

I need to include the "can not target himself to loose pool" pharse or something. You get the idea anyway

Good idea . But self ousts should be just denied by tournament/game rules, no need card for that.

Yeah. I was just a little bored so I wrote this for fun and to cheer you guys up a little