Cock Robin's Lament - his favorite things

Uphold’ Traditions;
take guidance from kittens
Through the Pack Alpha, retainers made mittens
in my domain, you might feel a slight sting
‘tis a list of some my favorite things:

Close in for comfort;
my embrace surrounds you:
Majestic presence will not save you from doom.
Hard to cast votes with no single good hand,
“Potence vote lock” is my favorite brand

Torries in dresses and Grand Balls make me weep;
those aren’t only things dragging us down deep:
Redirection of big bleeds isn’t fine
That is not one of my favorite grinds!

With a vote lock
or Rötschreck stock
or just Dominate
You try to make fun of my favorite things,
but I will make – you – saa-ad!




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